Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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