I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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