does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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