Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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