How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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