gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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