I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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