Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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