:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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