are you so shy because you have an std?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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