is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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