The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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