I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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