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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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