Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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