woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
we made out on top of his cat.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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