you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
only you would photoshop your dick
this will be a night to untag.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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