He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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