Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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