I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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