We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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