using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Randomize
