Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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