i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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