i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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