I wannas sexs uuuuu
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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