I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
