I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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