He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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