yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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