do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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