he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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