At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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