she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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