It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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