? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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