we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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