That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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