No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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