Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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