? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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