4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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