So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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