Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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