hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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