doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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