I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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