Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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