How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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