He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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